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I did this to one of those wikia user pages just before I got blocked. Sannse reverted me for obvious reasons.

Translation (since most of these seem to be in English) If you have just been welcomed by this account, it is because Wikia is stupid and thinks you are a new contributor on this wiki. Welcome!
 * Welcome to Wikia!

If you are looking for help, you cannot leave the person who signed the welcome message a message because she is inactive. Wikia never closes wikis whose communities have left and leaving messages that appear to come from other users gives the appearance of an active wiki.

For general help on Wikia, we'll do without: Wikia helps almost nothing except its own profits.

For more information on automatic welcome messages, see the help page on the tool.
 * Information and help with the welcome tool

If you have questions about the welcome tool, please contact the staff and they will take a lot of time pretending to help you but in reality they don't care and they won't help you at all.